Karls Absolutely Spanking Web Thing
Its Spanking!

Welcome to my humble attempt at a web page. Pretty limp so far? Well, it doesn't get much better.
Fortunately, I do not have any pictures of myself, but I do have other pictures, like the dog above.

LOOK, ANOTHER PICTURE!!! WOW (commonly used for NEW things on a web page).

I am currently 15 years of age but that will change seeing as though I'm ageing. I live in Australia and am embarresed by our Prime Minister.

This is my all time favourite font but this comes in a close second.

Quinn is my favourite cartoon character from the show Daria but i do not watch that much TV so i never really watch that show. Also because that show depresses me.
 
 
 
 
 
 
 
 

ON THE SPOT TRIVIA!!!!!:

Q:Who was the only Prime Minister of Australia to be sacked by the Governer General..... Twice?!

A: MY HERO!!! GOUGH WHITLAM!!!!       IN 1974 and 1975!!!
 

My favourite seach engine is YAHOO! and you can go there now to search the Internet by clicking it!!!

I have several friends at my High School (Eltham) but the ones i would actually be sad about if they died would  have be...well...none! I could really care less if they died!! At least then I'd have something meaty to eat (ooo, what a feast)!!
 

UNLIKE MOST OF MY FRIENDS, I AM NOT A VEGETARIAN!!! MEAT IS MY LIFE AND TO DO WITHOUT MEAT WOULD BE, WELL, DEVASTATING. BUT I DO LIKE ALL THE STUFF VEGETARIANS LIKE, SUCH AS TOFU AND LEGUMES. VEGE BURGERS TASTE LIKE CRAP.
 

ON THE SPOT TRIVIA 2!!!!

Q:What's the Capital City of Equador?

A: QUITO!!!!

CURRENT NEWS!!!!!
AT ELTHAM HIGH SCHOOL:
Several Japenese band players have arrived and are enjoying themselves imensly!! A community bush dance tonight will get them aquainted with out customs and weird ways.
They all seem pretty nice, especially the percussionist sleeping at Jolien's house!!! What a spunk!
 

MY FAVOURITE BANDS AND MUSIC!!!!!

BANDS!!!

MUSIC!!!


ON THE SPOT TRIVIA 3!!!

Q:Who is currently the richest man on the earth (money)?
 

A: Bill Gates (approx. $24B US!!!!!!)
 
 

Well. This web page is about as organised and well presented as i am. I'm actually suprised you kept reading down to here because i certainly would have either quit and gone to something more interseting or fallen asleep at the keyboard!!! I also must apologise for all the spelling mistakes, i can't spell for crap!

Thankyou for spending the time to get to know me.
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BYE!